I want to live off-grid, produce my own power, plant gardens and raise my own food, and live in a simple, natural stone house, for my own reasons of emotional health, pace of life and a lifestyle I want, simplicity and financial independence among a plethora of other reasons.

The fact that it is considered 'green' is totally coincidental and inconsequential to me. I don't believe humans are any measurable contribution to global warming. I don't believe we have the ability to destroy this planet. But I understand there is alot of money and power incentive for governments to convince their sheeple masses that such things exist. I recycle because it saves money. Same reason for owning a 100mpg motorcycle. That's it.

Well I was thinking of taking the test, but right off I see there is no answer for "don't have an oven".

But in looking at the questions that have an answer that can apply to me I am sometimes brown and sometimes red. I do what I can on limited resources.

Oh Gee Maybe I'll change something if it can be done better for about the same money or effort.
Otherwise the Greeners can go fuck their mothers.